“You need to get up” Joyce yelled, coming into Toby and Amanda’s room. “Mum and Dad are really pissed at you.” “It’s Sunday, Joyce, and what time do you f*****g call this?” Toby snapped, looking over to the bedside clock to see 6.03am. “What’s going on, Joyce?” Amanda groggily asked, rolling into Toby’s back as Joyce opened the shades, allowing the sun to billow in through the windows. “Shut the f*****g blinds; s**t Joyce;” she yelled, throwing a pillow at her. “I can’t. You need to get out of bed and look at the newspapers. Mum and Dad are on their way over now” Joyce screamed as Toby picked up his phone to scan the front pages of the newspapers. “I don’t see… Oh, s**t!” he whispered, handing his phone to Amanda. “I did look awesome last night”, Amanda said, looking at the article w

