Chapter 18Outside Puerto Peñasco, Mexico, 2006"But you have to piss on my greatest enemy of all time!" said El Yucatango. "What kind of super-pal are you?"
"Look! I just don't have to pee right now!" Cary spread his hands and shrugged.
"Then spit on him at least!" El Yucatango was urinating on the base of a bronze statue along the side of the road just outside Puerto Peñasco. He turned from side to side and shook his p***s up and down so his urine would cover as much of the statue as possible.
Sighing, Cary stepped up next to El Yucatango and read the urine-drenched bronze plaque tipped into a granite marker at the foot of the statue.
El Demonio del Diamante. These words were biggest and cast in raised block letters.
A line of smaller, italicized words ran below them: El Campeó
