Niklaus Wade
When I think back to my life decisions, I happen to really regret a lot of them if I'm being honest with myself. I regret ever tasting Moon Pies because now I'm absolutely without a doubt in love with them, they're a blessing but also a curse because they taste so damn good but I feel like they're making me fat.
I mean, I haven't seen anything get bigger even though I needed more leg meat but I felt it on my insides that I was gaining weight if that made any sense. I could also say that I regret telling Nash my tickle spot because now whenever he comes near me, he starts to tickle my sides and I release the ugliest sounds.
I'm laughing but it sounds like a seal is dying so it confuses a lot of people. I half expected Nash to be disgusted with my laugh but he
