Monday. Oh yeah. Monday. The worst day of the week. I think whoever designed the calendar should have forgotten about Mondays. I mean, there is no day more boring, unpleasant, and boring again than Monday. Whoever is born on a Monday has a somewhat boring life. I mean, you have to be born on Saturdays to have a party soul and live life with joy. My dad was born on a Monday. I hate Mondays if I don't say so. The worst thing is that the following Monday is my father's birthday party. Strange things, right? Who in their right mind does a birthday gathering? It's horrible, a lousy idea, and goes against the whole state of birthdays. But there's nothing more like my father's than a silly "birthday get” together" where my family gathers at a restaurant where they meet my father's lawyer

