Chapter 5Sam drained the last dregs of beer from his glass and placed it back on the table. “This American beer is like making love in a canoe,” he commented, wiping his mouth on his sleeve.
Adam shot him a slightly confused glance.
“You know – f*****g close to water!” Sam chuckled, obviously pleased with his joke.
Adam swilled the remainder of his pint around the glass, staring at the golden liquid. “Very funny,” he replied dryly, watching as the rather rotund waitress in an ill-fitting, bright blue pinny arrived at their table with two very large plates of Mac 'n Cheese.
“There you go, gentlemen,” she chirped in the same slightly annoying, enthusiastic tone she'd taken their order in. “Will there be anything else?” Her pink and white checked uniform looked as if someone had dragged i
