“Wow.” “You’ll live. Listen, why don’t we get together for coffee and I can tell you everything?” When I hesitate, still wondering if it’s a setup, she adds, “I’ve already signed the non-disclosure agreement. This will be only between us. And we can meet wherever you’re comfortable.” She pauses. “Unless you’re not interested in dating Maddie, in which case you’re an i***t. She’s darling.” I say through gritted teeth, “I’m aware.” She breezes on as if I haven’t spoken. “If you say no, I’m calling my brother-in-law next, because he’s got this gorgeous single friend who owns a software company. He’s so bright and accomplished. And funny. And rich. Did I mention he was gorgeous?” I try to call her bluff. “If he’s so perfect, why aren’t you dating him?” “He’s too nerdy for me. His colle

