I'm on front of the vending machine thinking deeply on what to pick as my lunch. The reason why I'm having a hard time picking on what to buy, it is because that everything that this vending machine has to offer are health junks. Even the potato chips in this machine is baked, unsalted and has no preservatives which means no taste. In other words, everything in this vending machine is tasteless. What the hell! Is there anything in this thing that isn't tasteless? At least a fudge bar would do! Damn it! I probably have better luck at the convenience store if it's even open. "Hey hey! What's up mega playboy! Are you lost?" "It's dangerous around here you know? Dangerous people might mess with you. You know, people like us!" I turn towards the direction on where the voice is coming

