9 ROLAND RENDEZVOUS I awoke to the sound of weed eaters coming full speed ahead towards my AO (Area of Operations) and thankfully had some clue as to the sounds’ origin. I c****d one eye open and saw what I thought was one of the funniest sights I would ever see in my life. John had somehow found him a Snoopy and the Red Baron style aviator’s leather cap and had safety goggles on, while Sarah had managed to find an old steel pot GI issue helmet with similar eye protection and they were riding on what looked like bar stools on the oddest looking go cart I had ever seen. John had made it twice as wacky- looking by having the Mosin Nagant rifle’s Bayonet sticking out the front like a bee stinger, because he had the weapon shoved under both their seats. “Don’t you get too damn close to my

