“Well, maybe I'm not as gullible as the rest of my team. So did they teach martial arts and demolition at that geology school you went to? How is it that you escaped a twelve-man squad of riflemen and trapped their asses alive in that mine?”
“I told them that a thousand times. That r****t tried to make me blow him and I bit his d**k off. There was a loose stick of dynamite near the entrance, I saw it when they brought me in. I scraped a couple of rocks together and got a spark to light the fuse.”
“Sounds like a whole bunch of bullshit to me. I agree that your partner probably left you for dead, that's the way those chickenshit Europeans are. As far as you being a UN inspector, I'll believe that when they start showing Porky Pig on raghead TV.”
“Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks,” she did he
