nathan
"We had champagne and cheesecake," I gossip to Levi, "and, and he loves Glee! Glee Levi!"
"Nathan, I like Glee." Levi sighs.
"You're my friend," I protest, "Imagine f*****g a guy who likes the New Directions--"
Levi is suddenly falling off the couch, laughing his nonexistent soul out.
What? The guy thinks the commercials with the hungry and abused puppies are only "attention-seeking ploys". Those dogs are hungry, not attention-seeking.
"Nathan," Levi chuckles, "There is no way, in hell, you're going to f**k Hayden."
"Excuse you!" I say, "I can and will! Once I finally get the guts to tell him I'm officially gay."
"Nathan, you don't get it," he grunts, "Hayden is going to be the one to f**k you."
I think I blush for the millionth time today and Levi breaks the cold truth to
