Alexander The Great

Birthday Boy

Warning s**t gets freaky

3 months later

Alex-

Today was my birthday, and honestly I wasn't that excited considering I'm turning 17, middle aged old men s**t.

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6:00 pm

Daddy Ty ?: What you doing home slice?

Me: Nothing much, pretty bored, Atm though?

Daddy Ty?: Well no s**t dickwad

Me: OOOOH, I'm currently watching p**n memes. You?

Daddy Ty ?: You need Jesus...

Me: I am Jesus, I thought we've been over this? You still haven't passed your virginity over to me for the greater good of will?.

Daddy Ty ?: Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..

Daddy Ty ? Typing: (•••)

Me: HA...HA...HA..HA...HA.

Daddy Ty ?: You're so lucky I just don't come through this screen and beat you with this chancla.

Me: Woah there daddy, slow down, I didn't say I was that kinky.

Daddy Ty ?: when are you coming over anyway? My mom said your mom was coming over for dinner.

Me: Ew she did? Well, that's horrid.

8:00 pm

Me: How dare you leave me on delivered

Daddy Ty ?: I didn't, to correct you I left you on read ?

Me: you're such a w***e you know that?

Daddy Ty ?: Definitely.

Me: well I'm on my way, since I'm the youngest I call dibs on top.

Daddy Ty ?: top?

Me: Bottom? ???

Daddy Ty ?: .....

Me: Okay then, not a fan of power bottom huh?

Daddy Ty ?: I have a feeling these are all Gay terminologies...

Me: Ding ding ding, and the winner isssss

Typing: (•••)

Me: TYLER THE f*****g SAINT!!!

Daddy Ty ?: ?? just stfu and get here already

Me: Dude todays my birthday, wheres my gifts?

Daddy Ty?: Oh the big 17? You're legal??

Me: Dude, I was legal before.

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I arrived at Tylers house kinda pissed, the fact he left me on read and told me to quote on quote "STFU" yeah, I took it to heart.

"What's up home skillet?" Ty shouted across the room.

"Oh, nothing, nothing at all mainly, just you know? Waiting." I said visibly upset.

"For what? Trynna Gwen Stefani me? What are you waiting for?" Tyler said laughing, "Hey you know that's my favorite song" I whined.

Tyler-

I swear I don't understand why he's waiting, for what? An apology? I questioned my sanity.

"Fine, I'm sorry, for leaving you on read," I say rolling my eyes back and forth...

"Awe, thanks babe" he quickly peck's me on the cheek smiling, leaving me flustered.

"Hey! What was that for?" I ask

"Because I love you duh" he chuckles blushing...

God, he's so cute...I think I'm starting to fall inlov- "ALRIGHT TIME FOR VIDEO GAMES" Alex yelled, "What the f**k was that for? Haha my ears, and what game anyway? You know I only have COD and Minecraft and in the past you've told me you've hated both." I spat.

"I know, but I'm talking us, us as a video game ty" alex replied.

"what? Does that mean?" I say dumb founded..

Alex came closer to me and grabbed my hand, using his other to place upon my cheek, pulling me in for once again, another kiss.

I began to kiss him back, pushing my face closer to his, kissing him further and further, placing my hand against his back, running my hands up his thigh...

"Ty" alex spoke parting our lips for a few seconds.

"Yeah..? What's up?" I asked completely in shock of what just happened, my heart couldn't stop beating in such a fast pace.

"TY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Alex shouted looking at me funny, "Wait.."

"Dude You've been standing there like a creep kissing the wall for like 30 seconds with a raging hard-on, pretty sure you need help, that was some psychodynamic shit." He chuckled rubbing the back of his neck.

"You just kissed me!! What are you talking about!!?" I hissed pretty mad at the fact I just drifted off into space fanatising about making out with.. Alex of all people.

"No, I didn't, the wall kissed you." He replied, "and I'm sure that the snake in your pants wants out." He said looking down at my noticeably large hard-on.

"Why is it so big? It's like.. If an anaconda and shrek had baby but took the genes of the anacondas length and shreks widt-"

"Okay! Okay! I get it! I have a large dick."

"You've been hiding this gigantic monster from me? I thought we were best friends?" Alex pouted.

I rolled my eyes and began my way upstairs, "Come if you want, but for warning, I'm taking care of this anaconda first." I bit my lips secretively.

Why the hell would I daydream about kissing my best friend? I mean, I know he's madly in love with me and we kissed once, but that was 3 months ago, and I was kinda going through a faze if you catch my drift, hormones.

Alex-

"Wait I'm coming!! I'm actually really good at giving massages and my hands are soft, so like, I could upgrade ya." I say rushing up the steps slightly winking.

"Ugh, you know you're gonna be in the other room right? You're not watching me choke the chicken, nor help." Tyler said sexually frustrated.

"I sense the s****l tension between us Ty, don't start chickening out, it's my birthday and I'm expecting every type of birthday s*x possible. Period." I reply.

"Fine, but we don't talk about this, if this word ever gets out to the public, I'm gonna kick your ass" Tyler replied.

"Yeah, yeah I get it, now let's go get sexy okay?" I said with the biggest grin.

Is this happening right now? Well I sure hope it is because me likey so far.

Tyler-

As Alex and I walked to my room he grabbed my waist and pulled me into his, "Woah there, what's this?"

"Well my dearest sir, Lovemaking?" He explains.

"Ah, I see, and how shall this lovemaking happen? I knew missionary is pretty fun... If you're a girl"... I respond

" not always, doggy style dosen't seem too bad but who do I know, you're older ty, show me your ways sensei," Alex says while bowing towards my erection.

"now what funny ideas to you have alex? because my chicken is urging to be choked" I reply to his reaction laughing.

"choked huh? like this?" alex palmed the crook of my crotch, giving me a devilish grin, that made the hairs stand up In the back of my neck, 'f**k he's so sexy' I thought thinking to myself about what he could do to me.