The Cross-Dressing Cosmic Cortez Rubs OffAs Philippa the Conquistadora waves his ribbony rainbow blade over the bowed head of Koocha, king of the alien Skoo, one bid after another chatters in over the phone in my head. Every network, from the bigs to the babies, wants to carry the live feed of this execution.
I love this job. When I was a boy, I watched the space conquistadors on pulsenet, roving among exotic worlds and violently subduing the primitive natives. Now, I’m repping Philippa, the cross-dressing, bloodthirsty, cosmic Cortez, skimming my fifteen percent of more money than there are hydrogen atoms in the universe.
"Thus endeth the greatest campaign of conquest in history!" roars Philippa, shaking a black-leather-gloved fist in the air. The butt-rings dangling from his expose
