That’s a lot of leprechauns,” Oscar said. My heart thudded in my chest as I tried to imagine what “tasks” this group of magical beings might have in store for me. “Normally, we leprechauns are a solitary bunch,” Maddox said. Lowering his voice, he said, “We don’t like each other very much, truth be told. The only time you’ll find us gathered is if we’re going to reward a human with a pot of gold. “Wait a minute,” Oscar said. “She has to f**k all of these... people to get the gold?” Maddox laughed. “Maybe not,” he said. “Some of them may choose her mouth or hands.” “What about my ass?” I asked, wondering if leprechaun c**k would make anal s*x completely painless the way it did the vaginal variety. “Ryan!” Oscar said. “You’ve never even let me do that!” “You don’t have a magical c**k,

