26 Sara “Sara! Sara! Sara!” The chanting of the audience combined with the deafening applause is like a shot of heroin into my veins. I’m so high I feel like I’m flying, and I bow, laughing, as the chanting intensifies. My bandmates—Phil, Simon, and Rory—are bowing alongside me. The audience, though, seems focused on me. Probably because the guys changed the name of the band from The Rocker Boys to Sara & the Rocker Boys last month, completely ignoring my objections. For whatever reason, Phil decided that the band is much more marketable with me as the lead singer, and every poster now prominently features my face in addition to my name. Last week, I actually had a patient at the clinic recognize me as “that Sara” and request my autograph—a highly embarrassing incident that resulted in

