Ever since we got back from Dubai, Mr Greenwood has been acting like a FUCKEN ASSHOLE!!
Sorry, let me rephrase that, language..
He's been acting like a CUNT!
Now I see why everyone talks about it!
I feel like I was on does free trail periods, cuz I see it now!
I work extra hours everyday, and trust me I'm not paid for that, I do it cuz I want to meet up with his work pace and this man doesn't even give a s**t, no thank you, no compliment, nothing.
He still complains about works that I do perfectly fine.
He's sassy, very Sassy. And he doesn't even talk, he expects me to understand eye languages, cuz wtf
I'm asking him about something and all he does is give me a long stare and then goes back to what he's doing and ignores me completely.
I got my salary today so I sent everything to My sister for her medications, including my wardrobe allowance.
I came to work with the appropriate uniform and he something about me looking like a Starbucks employee, so literally!!!!
Starbucks?? really??
Let's not even talk about the fact that he'll ask you to redo a particular work and he won't tell you the changes to make, and you'll try to use your common sense to do it and you report back and he'll say you made it worse.
He's s fucken pain in the ass!
Like every attraction I had to him had died, completely!
"Can I just drop my resignation letter and run away from this company", I said.
Miriam laughed and handed me my 7th coffee this morning.
Yes, 7 cups of coffee because I stayed up all night trying to do something Mr Greenwood asked me to do and he said it was trashy and that I should redo it, without even telling me what to edit!
"Well.. I mean if you really want to yeah sure".
I began to cry.
Fake cry actually.
"I told you, He's not that chill."Vera said.
"I'm surprised he even lasted up to two weeks, trust me you're lucky", Miriam joked.
"Remember Aaron? that new guy? he came on his first day and ran away before the day even ended", they laughed.
"It's not fair how he treats his employees. I wish there was a way I can pour out my feelings. Like a suggestion box or something"
They exchanged glances.
"Well, I mean there is a way though. But not to him", Vera said in a gossipy manner.
"Spill".
"Well there's this thing we use to do. It's for employees that last long though. We write an email about everything we hate about Mr Greenwood, more like we're writing it to him. But then we send it to our company's group chat. The one that Mr Greenwood isn't in. And then we just sit back and laugh and talk about it, clear out minds at least".
"That is so sick, you guys are so evil.... I love evil, I'm in", I said laughing so hard.
"Oh you need to see the dirty dirty things that people say, it's an anonymous way though,so no one will know it's you writing it. But it doesn't matter, no one spills anything. Besides we've all writing things down, every single person has done that, trust me", Vera said.
"Send me the link, I have so many things to cry about ", I said.
"Sure thing ".
I looked at the time, "I gotta go before Mr Grumpy starts to get angry ", I said.
"Alright, we'll see you after work", they greeted and then I went back to my office.
Mr Greenwood wasn't there so I dropped the file on his table and started arranging the other files on his desk to his shelf Because they looked disorganized.
He will never thank me for that I'm certain.
The door opened and it wasn't Mr Greenwood, it was his crazy ass girlfriend..
I sighed.
"Where's my boo?", she asked chewing her gum in the most disgusting way possible.
"He's out of his office", I said in an obvious tone.
"I can see that, I'm asking where is he?".
"I don't know ma'am", I said trying to control my temper.
"Well you have better known, why are you his PA if you don't keep track of his movements?".
This b***h was fucken insane.
"I'm sorry I was working, I didn't know where -"
"Oh please", she said in a sassy tone and cat walked out of the office.
I rolled my eyes.
Two sassy piece of shits.
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When I got back home, I started with my email.
"Dear Mr Greenwood, or is it Mr Grumpy?
I hope this message finds you in the worse condition because it's worse than the one you put me through. I've worked in this place for like what? a month and a week and I have to say you're the worse employer I've ever had.
You Need to sit the f**k down and allow me to shove your bullshits into your ass because your rudeness is out of control and has gotten to the next level...
I try my best everyday to be the perfect employee for you and obviously you're an ungrateful man. I work extra hours everyday, ask around ever since I started working here a lot of things have gotten better in just one month!
a little thank you will be nice but noo, of course not, you're just too arrogant for that..
And I don't feel the same way only, everyone else does. Try treating your workers with more respect and maybe things will work better..
We need a suggestion box for your company, so we can pour out our minds regarding how much of a proud arrogant man you are.
Like do I look like I understand eye languages? what happened to English? or french? or German!
Well I do hope you get something to fix your saucy life because God it's unbearable working with you every day.
You're truly.
Your Worse nightmare.
I laughed so hard after typing it and sent it to the group.
I was so exhausted from work I crashed on my bed and went to sleep immediately.