The waitress noticed us staring and wrapped up her conversation. The maid nodded and both women dispersed in different directions. "Isn't she amazing?" Amelia taunted. "If you only knew how she complained about the bikini being too small because she put on a few more pounds. But we just couldn't go shopping at the last minute. I must say, my advice to have her wear it, nonetheless, was a fabulous idea." No, s**t. What was Amelia up to? The bikini was more provoking than hers. Kevin, who was going through a s*x drought was prone to be attracted to the meat in front of him. Not even I could blame him if he acted out. I really should have pushed for him to keep up his regular feastings. "Sorry, I took so long," the waitress apologized when she walked up to us. "I had to get someone to open

