Ron looked like a kid ready to hit the crap out of a pinata. He was the
deranged kid and I was the pinata. Already, I figured he had done some serious
damage to me. He had either chipped my vertebrae, or ruptured my kidney, or
both.
As he wheeled back to take another swing, and as I was about to dive under
the nearby SUV, we both heard a commotion coming from down the street. He
stopped in mid-swing, and I stopped in midsive, and promptly coughed up some
blood.
And while I coughed, a van appeared around the corner, screeching on two
tires. Three guys in black trench coats hung out of the open van doors, whooping
and hollering at the top of their lungs. I had just propped myself up on a knee
when the van burst over the curb. It bounced and skidded to a halt, tearing up the
lawn next to me.
You have got to be kidding me. What the hell did I just get myself into?
All of the doors to the van seemingly opened at once, and three guys poured
out of the van, all wearing trench coats and looking as if they had just gotten
back from a Marilyn Manson concert. Oddly, they looked alike: tall, pale, and
with long, greasy black hair.
I coughed, and more blood came up. I stood slowly. I think Ronnie had
cracked a rib, too. As I stood, I felt a gentle hand under my elbow, helping me.
Say what? I looked, surprised, wanting to know who it was. Lena! She smiled at
me, but the smile quickly faded. Her eyes flashed a warning in the direction of
the death rock trio.
As I steadied myself, the tallest of the van freaks--easily seven feet tall--
rushed over to Lena, who was still holding my arm. He grabbed her shoulder and
spun her around. She pulled me with her a little, and I spun, too, nearly falling.
The giant weirdo said, and none too politely: “What the hell are you doing at
this meathead party? I warned you to stay away.”
She stood her ground, looking up at the guy. “You think I wanted to come to
this party, Atticai? One of these assholes drugged me at the club, kidnap me,
and brought me here.”
A woman got out of the driver’s side of the van. She had dark reddish-maroon
hair and was paler than all the guys put together. She was stunning. She too,
wore all black, but it looked like a jumpsuit, and she had a bull whip in her hand.
She cracked it in the air for effect, not hitting anyone, but it was one of the
The sexiest things I have ever seen. Hot damn. This night was just getting better and
better.
“They drugged you?” asked the tall guy. Atticai, I assumed.
But before she could answer, one of the frat guys yelled out, “Hey, Freak.
Show! Get your f*****g van off my lawn or I’m calling the police.”
“Who said that?” Attica said, scanning the crowd, which was pretty easy for
him to do, since he was the tallest guy I had even seen up close.
A real muscular guy came forward. “I did,” he said. “Now get your fucking
van off my grass or I’m going stick my foot deep in your bony ass.”
Attica turned away, ignoring him. He took both of Lena’s shoulders in his
abnormally large hands. “Did they hurt you?”
Lena looked away. There were tears in her eyes. Hell, there were tears in my
eyes, too. “Almost.”
I looked at Ron. He was standing with his back to me, holding the bat loosely,
completely absorbed by the three strangers. My back throbbed to the rhythm of
my heartbeat.
The tall guy said, “So, which one of these young men thought it would be
okay to drug a young woman and take advantage of her?”
Without hesitation, Lena pointed at Ron, who stepped back a little and
gripped his baseball bat. “Hey, man, I don’t know what she’s talking about.”
“Of course not,” said Attica. “Lena, get in the van and shut the door.” He
looked back at Ron. “My little ginger-haired friend is going to be taught the
correct way to treat a lady.”
Lena grabbed the tall guy’s hand. “Attica, please. Someone already took care
of it. Just let it go.”
Ron, hearing this, took a step back. He also raised the bat again. Atticai
continued looking at Ron. “Yes, I can see that someone did some damage to the
boy.”
“Who are you calling boy, punk?” Ron jutted the fat part of the bat in the
direction of the tall figure.
Atticai’s face hardened. He looked back at Lena. “Get in the van. Now.”
Lena looked at me one more time, tried to smile, and then hurried over to the
van. I want to say something, but I’ll admit, I was awkwardly caught up in the
scene. Besides, Lena seemed to know these weirdos and didn’t seem afraid. Or,
At least, she seemed less afraid.
I had been in enough brawls to know that one was about to go down, and I
was pretty fought out for the evening. Getting hit in the back with a bat has a
way of doing that for you.
I told myself: This is none of your business. Leave now before this gets ugly.
Easier said than done. For now, it was all I could do to suck in a deep breath,
let alone walk away. Besides, there was the small matter of a little payback.
Let it go, I thought. And get the f**k out of here.
“So, you play baseball, Fatty?” Attica asked Ron. From somewhere deep
Inside the tall man’s trench coat, he removed a length of chain.
A woman in the crowd gasped. A lot of people did. Lena was watching from
the front seat. She looked sick.
Ron dropped the bat. “Look, no harm, no foul. You guys can just go.”
“Oh, we can?” Attica began circling Ron. The chain hung limply from his
long arm. “How very generous of you.”
“Please--”
“If only life could be so simple, Red.”
“My name is Ron.”
“Thanks for clearing that up, Red. So, you meet a pretty young girl at a bar,
slipped something in her drink when she wasn’t looking and thought that you
and your buddies would do the unthinkable to her. But, somehow, your plans
didn’t quite go as planned.” Attica smiled at his little play on words.
Ron gulped audibly.
Atticai continued circling Ron. The gaunt figure, easily a head taller than the
cherub-faced Ron looked at me and caught my eye. He nodded perceptively.
and I understood the meaning. He was thanking me. Attica looked back at Ron.
“Unfortunately, for you and your sick plans, you didn’t count on others helping
her. You sick f**k racist, never figure that out... that some people truly love these
girls who you hurt.”
“Look, man. I’m sorry. I didn’t do anything. You can even ask her.”
“I don’t need to ask her. You want to know why? I can see through you. I can
see your heart. I can see your soul. And you know what? You aren’t a righteous
person. So, that is why I’m going to finish giving you the beating that someone
else started.”
Ron faded to a whiter shade of paleness that was so light that his freckles
stood out like black polka dots on his skin. Then again, that could have just been
a play on light. Either way, he started walking backwards--and promptly tripped
over the garden hose. He screamed as if he had been shot, scrambled to his feet,
and made a mad dash toward the front door of the house.
Attica watched him with a bemused expression on his face, and I thought
That was going to be it. Ron would run to his room, and everyone would
disperse, and I would limp my way home.
I couldn’t have been more wrong.
The tall man swirled his long chain like a lasso and what he did next defied
logic and reason. He threw the chain, which whipped through the air, humming
as it went. The chain wrapped around Ron’s legs perfectly and the burly dope
pitched forward onto the house’s concrete steps. My mouth had barely dropped
open, when this Attica character somehow, miraculously appeared on top of
Ron.
Then Attica opened her mouth, and in the ambient street and house lights, I
I could see that he had off his teeth. What the hell? A second later, he
buried his teeth and face into Ron’s neck. Ron screamed like a girl. Someone
else screamed, too. Ron kicked once, twice. More people screamed.
Was I being Punk? Was this happening?
A moment later, Attica pulled his face away--a face now covered with blood.
Ron laid perfectly still, with blood pouring down his neck; his blood splashed
over the concrete stairs.
This was real. The seven-foot tall freak f*****g bit into the fat boy’s neck. And in
In front of a crowd of people. Unbelievable!
Attica casually picked Ron up by his neck, lifting him entirely off the
ground. Ron’s legs dangled like a five-year-old’s. And with a primeval growl,
The tall freak threw Ron off the stairs and into the bushes nearby.
And that’s when complete pandemonium broke out.
The princess, who is the mother of all that want her assistance. Farewell; it is not seemly
for me to hold further converse with a man at this unwonted hour.”
“May the saints guard thee, gracious Lady!” replied the peasant; “but oh! if a poor and
Further, a worthless stranger might presume to beg a minute’s audience further; am I too happy?
the casement is not shut; might I venture to ask—”
“Speak quickly,” said Matilda; “the morning dawns apace: should the laborers come?
into the fields and perceive us—What wouldst thou ask?”
“I know not how, I know not if I dare,” said the young stranger, faltering; “yet the
The humanity with which you have spoken to me emboldens—Lady! dare I trust you?”
“Heavens!” said Matilda, “what dost thou mean? With what wouldst thou trust?
me? Speak boldly, if thy secret is fit to be entrusted to a virtuous breast.”
“I would ask,” said the peasant, recollecting himself, “whether I have heard from
the domestics is true, that the Princess is missing from the castle?”
“What imports it to thee to know?” replied Matilda. “Thy first words bespoke a
prudent and becoming gravity. Dost thou come hither to pry into the secrets of
Manfred? Adieu. I have been mistaken in thee.” Saying these words she shut the
casement hastily, without giving the young man time to reply.
“I had acted more wisely,” said the Princess to Bianca, with some sharpness, “if I had
Let thee converse with this peasant; his inquisitiveness seems of a piece with thy own.”
“It is not fit for me to argue with your Highness,” replied Bianca; “but perhaps the
The questions I should have put to him would have been more to the purpose than those
you have been pleased to ask him.”
“Oh! no doubt,” said Matilda; “you are a very discreet personage! May I know
what would you have asked him?”
“A bystander often sees more of the game than those that play,” he answered.
Bianca. “Does your Highness think, Madam, that this question about my Lady
Isabella was the result of mere curiosity? No, no, Madam, there is more in it than you
Great folks are aware of it. Lopez told me that all the servants believed this young fellow
contrived my Lady Isabella’s escape; now, pray, Madam, observe you and I both
know that my Lady Isabella never much fancied the Prince your brother. Well! he is
killed just in a critical minute—I accuse nobody. A helmet falls from the moon—so,
My Lord, your father says; but Lopez and all the servants say that this young spark is a
magician, and stole it from Alfonso’s tomb—”
“Have done with this rhapsody of impertinence,” said Matilda.
“Nay, Madam, as you please,” cried Bianca; “yet it is very particular though, that my
Lady Isabella should be missing the very same day, and that this young sorcerer
should be found at the mouth of the trap-door. I accuse nobody; but if my young Lord
came honestly by his death—”
“Dare not, on thy duty,” said Matilda, “to breathe a suspicion on the purity of my dear.
Isabella’s fame.”
“Purity, or not purity,” said Bianca, “gone she is—a stranger is found that nobody
knows; you question him yourself; he tells you he is in love, or unhappy. It is the same.
thing—nay, he owned he was unhappy about others; and is anybody unhappy about
another, unless they are in love with them? and at the very next word, he asks
innocently, your soul! if my Lady Isabella is missing.”
“To be sure,” said Matilda, “thy observations are not totally without foundation.
Isabella’s flight amazes me. The curiosity of the stranger is very particular; yet
Isabella never concealed a thought from me.”
“So she told you,” said Bianca, “to fish out your secrets; but who knows, Madam, but
This stranger may be some Prince in disguise? Do, Madam, let me open the window,
and ask him a few questions.”
“No,” replied Matilda, “I will ask him myself, if he knows aught of Isabella; he is not
worthwhile I should converse further with him.” She was going to open the casement,
when they heard the bell ring at the postern-gate of the castle, which is on the right
hand of the tower, where Matilda lay. This prevented the Princess from renewing the
conversation with a stranger.
After continuing silent for some time, “I am persuaded,” said she to Bianca, “that
Whatever be the cause of Isabella’s flight, it had no unworthy motive. If this stranger
was accessory to it, she must be satisfied with his fidelity and worth. I observed, did
not you, Bianca? that his words were tinctured with an uncommon infusion of
piety. It was no ruffian’s speech; his phrases were becoming a man of gentle birth.”
“I told you, Madam,” said Bianca, “that I was sure he was some Prince in disguise.”
“Yet,” said Matilda, “if he was privy to her escape, how? will you account for his not
accompanying her on her flight? Why expose himself unnecessarily and rashly to my
father’s resentment?”
“As for that, Madam,” replied she, “if he could get from under the helmet, he will find
ways of eluding your father’s anger. I do not doubt but he has some talisman or other
about him.”
“You do everything with magic,” said Matilda; “but a man who has any
intercourse with infernal spirits, does not dare to make use of those tremendous and
holy words which he uttered. Didst thou not observe with what fervor he vowed to
remember me to heaven in his prayers? Yes; Isabella was undoubtedly convinced of
his piety.”
“Commend me to the piety of a young fellow and a damsel that you consult to elope!” you said.
Bianca. “No, no, Madam, my Lady Isabella is of another than you.
her for. She used indeed to sigh and lift up her eyes in your company, because she
knows you are a saint; but when your back was turned—”
“You wrong her,” said Matilda; “Isabella is no hypocrite; she has a due sense of
devotion, but never affected a call she has not. On the contrary, she always combated
my inclination for the cloister; and though I own the mystery she has made to me of
Her flight confounds me, though it seems inconsistent with the friendship between us.
I cannot forget the disinterested warmth with which she always opposed my taking the
veil. She wished to see me married, though my dower would have been a loss to her.
and my brother’s children. For her sake, I will believe well in this young peasant.”
“Then you do think there is some liking between them,” said Bianca. While she was
speaking, a servant came hastily into the chamber and told the Princess that the Lady
Isabella was found.
“Where?” said Matilda.
“She has taken sanctuary in St. Nicholas’s church,” replied the servant; “Father
Jerome has brought the news himself; he is below with his Highness.”
“Where is my mother?” said Matilda.
“She is in her own chamber, Madam, and has asked for you.”
Manfred had risen at the first dawn of light, and gone to Chipolatas' apartment, to
inquired if she knew aught of Isabella. While he was questioning her, the word was
brought that Jerome demanded to speak with him. Manfred, little suspecting the
cause of the Friar’s arrival, and knowing he was employed by Chipolata in her
charities, ordered him to be admitted, intending to leave them together, while he
pursued his search after Isabella.
“Is your business with me or the Princess?” said Manfred.
“With both,” replied the holy man. “The Lady Isabella—”
“What of her?” interrupted Manfred, eagerly.
“Is at St. Nicholas’s altar,” replied Jerome.
“That is no business of Chipolata,” said Manfred with confusion; “let us retire to my
chamber, Father, and inform me how she came thither.”
“No, my Lord,” replied the good man, with an air of firmness and authority, that
daunted even the resolute Manfred, who could not help revering the saint-like virtues.
of Jerome; “my commission is to both, and with your Highness’s good-liking, in the
presence of both I shall deliver it; but first, my Lord, I must interrogate the Princess,
whether she is acquainted with the cause of Lady Isabella’s retirement from your
castle.”
“No, on my soul,” said Chipolata; “does Isabella charge me with being privy to it?”
“Father,” interrupted Manfred, “I pay due reverence to your holy profession; but I am
sovereign here, and will allow no meddling priest to interfere in the affairs of my
domestic. If you have aught to say, attend me to my chamber; I do not usually let my
wife be acquainted with the secret affairs of my state; they are not within a woman’s
province.”
“My Lord,” said the holy man, “I am no intruder into the secrets of families. My
My office is to promote peace, to heal divisions, to preach repentance, and teach mankind.
to curb their headstrong passions. I forgive your Highness’s uncharitable apostrophe;
I know my duty, and am the minister of a mightier prince than Manfred. Hearken to
him who speaks through my organs.”
Manfred trembled with rage and shame. Chipolatas' countenance declared her
astonishment and impatience to know where this would end. Her silence more
strongly spoke her observance of Manfred.
“The Lady Isabella,” resumed Jerome, “commends herself to both your Highnesses;
She thanks you both for the kindness with which she has been treated in your castle: she
deplores the loss of your son, and her own misfortune in not becoming the daughter of
such wise and noble Princes, whom she shall always respect as parents; she prays for
uninterrupted union and felicity between you” [Manfred’s color changed]: “but as it
is no longer possible for her to be allied to you, she entreats your consent to remain in
sanctuary, till she can learn news of her father, or, by the certainty of his death, be at
liberty, with the approbation of her guardians, to dispose of herself in suitable
marriage.”
“I shall give no such consent,” said the Prince, “but insist on her return to the castle.
without delay: I am answerable for her person to her guardians, and will not brook her
being in any hands but my own.”
“Your Highness will recollect whether that can any longer be proper,” replied the
Friar.
“I want no monitor,” said Manfred, coloring; “Isabella’s conduct leaves room for
strange suspicions—and that young villain, who was at least her accomplice to hers.
flight, if not the cause of it—”
“The cause!” interrupted Jerome; “was a young man the cause?”
“This is not to be borne!” cried Manfred. “Am I to be bearded in my own palace by
an insolent Monk? Thou art privy, I guess, to their amours.”
“I would pray to heaven to clear up your uncharitable surmises,” said Jerome, “if your
Highness were not satisfied in your conscience how unjustly you accuse me. I do
pray to heaven to pardon that uncharitableness: and I implore your Highness to leave
the Princess at peace in that holy place, where she is not liable to be disturbed by such
vain and worldly fantasies as discourses of love from any man.”
“Cant not to me,” said Manfred, “but return and bring the Princess to her duty.”
“It is my duty to prevent her returning hither,” said Jerome. “She is where orphans and
virgins are safest from the snares and wiles of this world; and nothing but a parent’s
The authorities shall take her thence.”
“I am her parent,” cried Manfred, “and demand her.”
“She wished to have you for her parent,” said the Friar; “but Heaven forbade that.
connection has for ever dissolved all ties betwixt you: and I announce to your
Highness—”
“Stop! audacious man,” said Manfred, “and dread my displeasure.”
“Holy further,” said Chipolata, “it is your office to be no respecter of people: you
must speak as your duty prescribes: but it is my duty to hear nothing that it pleases not
My Lord, I should hear. Attend the Prince to his chamber. I will retire to my oratory.
and pray to the blessed Virgin to inspire you with her holy counsels, and to restore the
Heart of my gracious Lord for its wonted peace and gentleness.”
“Excellent woman!” said the Friar. “My Lord, I will attend to your pleasure.”
Manfred, accompanied by the Friar, passed to his own apartment, where he shut the
door, “I perceive, Father,” said he, “that Isabella has acquainted you with my
purpose. Now hear my resolve, and obey. Reasons of state, most urgent reasons, my
own and the safety of my people, demand that I should have a son. It is in vain to
expect an heir from Chipolata. I have made choice of Isabella. You must bring her
back; and you must do more. I know the influence you have on Chipolata: her
Conscience is in your hands. She is, I allow, a faultless woman: her soul is set on
heaven, and scorns the little grandeur of this world: you can withdraw her from it.
entirely. Persuade her to consent to the dissolution of our marriage, and to retire into
a monastery—she shall endow one if she will; and she shall have the means of being
as liberal to your order as she or you can wish. Thus, you will divert the calamities.
that are hanging over our heads, and have the merit of saying the principality of
Otranto from destruction. You are a prudent man, and though the warmth of my
temper betrayed me into some unbecoming expressions, I honor your virtue, and
I wish to be indebted to you for the repose of my life and the preservation of my
family.”
“The will of heaven be done!” said the Friar. “I am but its worthless instrument. It
Make use of my tongue to tell thee, Prince, of thy unwarrantable designs. The
The injuries of the virtuous Chipolata have mounted to the throne of pity. By me thou art
reprimanded for thy adulterous intention of repudiating her: by me thou art warned
not to pursue an incestuous design of thy contracted daughter. Heaven that delivered
her from thy fury, when the judgment so recently fell on thy house ought to have
inspired thee with other thoughts, will continue to watch over her. Even I, a poor and
I despised Friar, I am able to protect her from thy violence—I, sinner as I am, and
uncharitably reviled by your Highness as an accomplice of I know not what amours,
scorn the allurements with which it has pleased thee to tempt mine honesty. I love my
order; I honor devout souls; I respect the piety of thy Princess—but I will not betray
the confidence she reposes in me, nor serve even the cause of religion by foul and
sinful compliance—but for something! The welfare of the state depends on your highness
Having a son! Heaven mocks the short-sighted views of man. But yester-morn,
whose house was so great, so flourishing as Manfred’s?—where is young Conrad?
now?—My Lord, I respect your tears—but I mean not to check them—let them flow,
Prince! They will weigh more with heaven toward the welfare of thy subjects, than a
Marriage, which, founded on lust or policy, could never prosper. The scepter, which
passed from the race of Alfonso to thine, cannot be preserved by a match which the
The church will never allow it. If it is the will of the Most High that Manfred’s name must
perish, resign yourself, my Lord, to its decrees; and thus deserve a crown that can
never pass away. Come, my Lord; I like this sorrow—let us return to the Princess:
She is not apprised of your cruel intentions; nor did I mean more than to alarm
you. You saw with what gentle patience, with what efforts of love, she heard, she
rejected hearing, the extent of your guilt. I know she longs to fold you in her arms,
and assure you of her unalterable affection.”
“Father,” said the Prince, “you mistake my compunction: true, I honor Chipolatas'
virtues; I think her a Saint; and wish it were for my soul’s health to tie the knot faster.
That has united us—but, alas! Father, you know not the bitterest of my pangs! It is
some time that I have had scruples about the legality of our union: Chipolata is related to
me in the fourth degree—it is true, we had a dispensation: but I have been informed
that she had also been contracted to another. This is it that sits heavy on my heart: to
This state of unlawful wedlock, I impute the visitation that has fallen on me in death
of Conrad!—ease my conscience of this burden: dissolve our marriage, and
accomplish the work of godliness—which your divine exhortations have commenced
in my soul.”
How cutting was the anguish which the good man felt, when he perceived this turn in
the wily Prince! He trembled for Chipolata, whose ruin he saw was determined; and
He feared that Manfred had no hope of recovering Isabella, his impatience for a son.
would direct him to some other object which might not be equal proof against the
temptation of Manfred’s rank. For some time the holy man remained absorbed in
thought. At length, conceiving some hopes of delay, he thought the wisest conduct
would be to prevent the Prince from despairing of recovering Isabella. Her the Friar
knew he could dispose, from her affection for Chipolata, and from the aversion she had.
expressed to him Manfred’s addresses, to second his views, till the censure of the
The church could fulminate against a divorce. With this intention, as if struck with the
Prince’s scruples, he at length said:
“My Lord, I have been pondering on what your Highness has said; and if in truth it is
delicacy of conscience is the real motive of your repugnance to your virtuous
Lady, far be it from me to Endeavour to harden your heart. The church is an indulgent
mother: unfold your griefs to her: she alone can administer comfort to your soul,
either by satisfying your conscience, or upon examination of your scruples, by setting
you at liberty, and indulging you in the lawful means of continuing your lineage. In
the latter case, if Lady Isabella can be brought to consent—”
Manfred, who concluded that he had either over-reached the good man, or that his
First, warmth had been but a tribute paid to her appearance. I was overjoyed at this sudden
turned, and repeated the most.
TO BE CONTINUED.....