14“Don't Speak” – No Doubt Somewhere, the alarm on his phone was chiming. If it had been right next to him, he might have smashed it into oblivion. Waking up on the couch was disorienting, and Luke had a momentary heart attack thinking it was the first day of school. His brain slowly wrapped around the fact that it was Sunday, and he was supposed to be at The Crooked Canoe in twenty minutes. How bad would it be to show up in the exact same clothes as yesterday? He pondered that question for all of ten seconds before heaving his ass off of the couch and into the laundry room to find anything clean. The vodka had clearly done its job, because he was halfway out of the driveway before he remembered a hazy fight with Vanessa and less hazy conversation with Troy. He didn't have time to have a

