I looked ridiculous. Or, at the very least, I looked far more dramatic than I had intended. I stared at my reflection for another second before looking back at Alexander. “I'm serious, this is not funny.” A small smile finally appeared on his face. I narrowed my eyes at him. “I don't understand how you can be so calm about this.” He shrugged slightly. “It isn't that serious. You're overreacting.” I almost laughed. “It isn't serious?” He looked at me as though he genuinely didn't understand why I was reacting the way I was. “You're talking about spending an enormous amount of money,” I said. “You're talking about buying everything, the rights to goods that no longer exist.” He nodded once. “You're right.” “And you're sitting there like you've just told me you bought another shi

