Ms. Menolly Mlkvy’s Milk By Elliot Silvestri I can’t believe how much debauchery I engaged in last night. Don’t take that the wrong way. I liked it. Chapter One Ms. Menolly Mlkvy never expected to be so charmed by the parents of two of her students, but there she was laughing to nearly the point of tears with Scott and Joanie as they recounted more and more twins stories. “I’m five minutes older than my brother,” she bragged, “and I haven’t let him forget it since…well, Kindergarten when we learned to tell time.” Joanie could tell that Scott was smitten with the young blonde who was their twin sons’ Kindergarten teacher. Sure, she was young and pretty with perfectly straight flaxen hair and white teeth and near-flawless skin—her few freckles only enhanced her beauty—but a terribly la

