“It’s a joke.”
“I understand, but that’s not going to make my boobs bigger.”
“Geez, why are you so obsessed with size,” Jonah complained. “You’re t**s are fantastic the way they are.”
“Girls are obsessed with their bodies—especially their boobs—like guys are obsessed with their dicks.”
“I’m fine with my p***s,” he declared.
“Whatever. But I’m not going to get pregnant, have a baby, and breast feed just too get a bigger chest.”
“Some women use a breast pump to make their breasts make milk,” Jonah said. “Women who adopt babies and really want the whole mother experience.”
I goggled at him. “What?”
He shrugged. “My sister did it. She’s twelve years older than me, she and her husband adopted a baby and she went through the whole thing. It was awful having to hear all the details in con
