“Geez, you’re such a guy. Just because two women are intimate doesn’t mean we want to create a big lez-fest in front of our boyfriends.”
Jonah asked, “She had a boyfriend?”
I paused and considered my answer. “Not that I know of. But that’s not important—”
“Like hell it isn’t!”
“She doesn’t have a boyfriend right now. She’s bi. I played with her a bit. What’s important is that she admired my boobs!”
“I admire your boobs every day.”
“Yeah…but she has boobs. Beautiful boobs. Size D boobs and she loved mine!”
Jonah grimaced at me. “So, what you’re telling me is that my opinion isn’t important to you.”
“What? No!” I suddenly realized that I hadn’t thought through the whole emotional impact of my statement. “I mean, guys are obsesses with boobs. They’ll automatically love any pair presen
