“And they’re full of milk,” she told him.
“Huh?”
“Milk. I’m lactating. My boyfriend did it to me. He likes to drink my milk.”
“Oh.” Jon was nonplussed. “To each their own, I guess.”
She smiled. “I’m glad you have a positive attitude about it. Do you know anything about lactating women?”
“Not really.”
She sighed. “Well, in about the next hour my t**s are really going to start hurting because they’re full of milk that needs to be removed. Understand?”
Normally Jon was pretty quick to comprehend, but now he gave her a blank stare.
Once again she sighed. “You need to suck on my t**s to remove the milk otherwise they’ll be too painful for me to have s*x with you and I’ll go home to Ben. Understand now?”
Realization dawned on him. “Oh…yeah. That’s a little strange, don’t you think?”
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