Joshua had flown past that point, probably giving it the finger and laughing gaily as it sailed by underneath him. Some of the pieces had been tacky, but amusing, such as the one where Santa's elves were looking up Mrs. Claus' dress. But others were sure to inflame even the most open mind. For instance, the one where the Virgin Mary had been giving Joseph a blow job in the stable, while a wide-eyed Baby Jesus looked on with apparent interest. Or the one where a group of naked carolers were invited into a house by a lecherously grinning man. Or the one where the Three Wise Men visited a whorehouse in Bethlehem.
She had refused to let the subject drop, complaining throughout Christmas dinner. Joshua, as he was prone to do, had simply stopped responding to her. But when the meal was over, he
