“I know it’s last minute,” Evan starts saying to his neighbor before she puts her hand up to stop him. “I told you I was happy to look after your cat anytime you needed me to. I’m just glad he’s not a dog. Not sure I’d want to be calling out that name in a park.” Sue wrinkles her nose. She looks adorable. She’s a beautiful blonde, with big brown eyes and a perfect body. They might make a great couple, if one of the many things they had in common wasn’t liking tall, dark, and handsome men. “What’s wrong with his name?” Evan asks. “You named him Marshmallow Fluffy Butt.” Sue rolls her eyes. “Well, that’s what he looks like: a marshmallow with a fluffy butt.” Evan shrugs. “Fine, I’ll use his name. Just not around anybody else.” Sue smiles. “Thanks, though, seriously. He hates the boardi

