Chapter Seven http://theromancereport.blogathon.com A blog dedicated to the pursuit of love and happiness. The Romance Report Saturday, September 14, 1:05 a.m. Here goes nothing. Since I recounted my European travel in my previous blog, Tales of a French-fried Foodie, I created this new blog, The Romance Report, to share my dating trials and tribulations. Dating is not for the weak of heart. If I’d been a two-pack a day smoker in my fifties on her first blind date since her divorce, I’d be on the next boat to Alaska where the temperatures hover below thirty degrees the majority of the year. Clothes are your friend, dear readers! Please don’t take them off in public and gyrate with others! I imagine the confused looks on your faces and promise to explain my love of parkas, long johns

