“I don’t know what it was or how it happened. But something happened. Five weeks, she’s been avoiding me. Five weeks, I’ve thought of nothing but her. Last week, Ashley Fairview practically unbuckled my pants in a meeting, and I was completely uninterested. I think Theaella broke me.” Now it was disbelief, written all over his face in black Sharpie. “You’ve been trying to get Ash to pay attention to you for years.” “It’s like she could smell that I was off the market. I didn’t even realize it myself.” “And I don’t know how you’re getting away with calling her Theaella , but kudos. Though pissing her off probably won’t help your cause.” “It’s because the girl I took home was no Kathearine. I don’t know how to explain it, Tommy. She was just…different. Softer. Lighter. And anyway, I thi

