Schuyler Levi waits for us on the front porch of Calvin's house. I leap from my parents' vehicle, eager to see him and celebrate my special day. “Hanging in there?" Levi asks, wrapping me in a bear hug. “Too... many... muscles..." I groan as I struggle to breathe. He often forgets the power he packs in his oversized arms. I take a minute to regain my breath. “What do you mean 'hanging in there'? Graduation's over. It's party time!" I announce. Levi sports a s**t-eating grin. He's up to something. When any of my brothers are up to something, it's usually a terrible day for me. I'm sure they plan to embarrass me. I grab my father by the arm, pulling him to the side before we enter the house. “Levi's up to something," I inform him. “I'm meeting Calvin's parents for the first time today;

