“Say it so it doesn’t make me sound so freaking…” I pause as I try and think of the right word.
“Farcical?” Job offers.
“Is that what I sound like?”
“When you ask a person to announce their knock, which is essentially the universal action for announcing one’s presence, then yes, that’s what you sound like.”
“I guess I don’t want to know what farcical means, do I?”
“Probably not. Also, this whole conversation feels ridiculous as it is happening with a door between us. Could you please come out so we can talk about my original question?”
I glance down at my very not-clothed body and shake my head. Then remember that he can’t see me. “Thank God for that,” I mutter. “No, I cannot come out. You will have to just wait a few minutes. Preferably not in the hallway just on the other side of t
