Detective Dickson 5 : Existential Pandemic

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Everyone just stared at Ron who had collapsed, he was out cold almost like he was completely dead but his heart beat could be heard though very faint.

"What's happening to him?" Alucard demands looking at Shylock's direction.

"Forgive me, master Alucard but the woman charged me with making a potion that could disable even an Alpha-human, I smeared some on my blade" Shylock says referring to his scimitar

"...But it appears not to be potent enough against a being such as an Alpha-human but it's still very deadly against werewolves, after all, it has some silver linings embedded in it."

Katharina runs over to Ron, she sets her head on his lap, he was the best elite ever, he had risked his life severally to protect her but right now, she couldn't protect him when he needed her the most

"This can't be happening, you have to get to work right now on an antidote" she says aloud tears streaming from her eyes.

"Can't Emily just whip up something and make up a cure, she can restore his body to the way it was before" d**k grins at Katharina.

"I am afraid that can't be possible, when I was engineering the potion, I considered Emily, the upper class Alpha human and I was sure to make it that should any change begin to happen in the body, the enzymes as released by the potion destroys the essence immediately meaning even master Alucard can't do anything as once any external force is trying to force it's way internally, the essence is done for" Shylock says regrettably.

"That doesn't sound good" Tommy's face, a mask of fear.

"Does that mean no wedding, the f**k, I set up my mind to stuff my face with elven food, been a while since I tasted it but you guys sure make the best delicacy..." d**k begins but he looks at his wife who was given him an annoyed expression as if she wanted to injure him brutally

"... after my wife of course, she makes the best meals in the entire multiverse" the reply causes red to appear on Sarah's cheeks.

"Enough with the absurdity" Alucard says visibly annoyed in d**k's direction as he turns back at Shylock

"I made you my elite for a reason, I trust you that no matter what situation or problem we find ourselves in, you are sure to always find a means for escape."

"I haven't engineered a potion yet but I am afraid we don't have much time" Shylock ends putting his head down, he clearly regretted his action.

"What do you mean not enough time" Tommy asks

"I mean he's just unconscious here, we will just simply wait."

"The enzymes are hyper active, if the lycanthropes are lucky, they will be able to survive for 72 hours."

"I thought it was just Ron" Daniel gasps. Almost instantly, Mari arrives, she was in her lycanthrope form, her body was smoking, on her right shoulder, she carried Kari's unconscious body while on her left shoulder, Reg was slumped over unconscious

"They won't wake up" she cries out as she drops them and reverts back to human form, walking over, it was clear she was weakened and fatigued but she eventually got to Shylock, lifting his downcast head.

"Please, save them, Kari is my best friend, the only one I have ever had for about four hundred years now, she can't go, not like this, not now and Reg, he's the first one who didn't see me as nothing more than a spoilt runaway child, he vouched for me to let Katharina let me join this clan, the best thing that ever happened to me" Mari continues, tears dripping from her eyes

"I beg you with all I am worth, please, save them, I can't afford to lose them, not now, not ever."

"Jeez, Danny" d**k says looking over at Daniel's direction

"You really need to audition Mari, she will be great for the role of the crying mistress, I mean look at her face, that's some great..." d**k stops at he sees his wife's facial expression.

"You impertinent..." Alucard began furiously at his direction.

"No, there is something odd about this" Redoulp says aloud.

"What do you mean?" Alma asks.

"Usually in cases like this" Tommy begins

"She gives him a well deserved kick to the balls, something is wrong."

"Yes, that's true" Alma says as her eyes open wide

"It's been a while since I saw him last that I forgot what always happened."

"Have any of y'all tried to check for my soulic energy signature or spiritual awareness" d**k asks.

"Isn't perfect stealth activated?" Alucard asks.

"I wish that was the case" d**k says as he makes a fist and thrusts it towards his wife but his arm just goes right through

"Breaking out of abysmal affliction came at a cost, right now, I am a freak of nature, alien to the time-space continuum, I can't interact with any material object, I am like intangible man" d**k ends with a haughty grin.

"This is no time to joke around, how are you able to move and you are putting on clothes" Tommy says, fear still apparent in his face and voice.

"Yeah, I got some totally rad abilities" d**k grins as the clothing he wears turns to a clown's outfit "I can change into anyone or into any clothing" d**k says as his face transforms to that of Alucard putting up an upfront face

"Ooh you obstinate child, your folly is unacceptable" d**k says trying to imitate Alucard's accent.

"You really are a handful, you totally got that Alucard acting right" Tommy smiles.

"I do not sound like that" Alucard says putting up the same upfront face that d**k was wearing, then he turns towards Dick

"You obstinate child, this folly is unacceptable."

"And he pretty much said what I just said" d**k grins as he reverts back to his normal form

"I am just good at this, mimicking and imitating people, no one can stand close."

"So that's the case" came a feminine voice who materializes in their midst, it was the angel.

"Jeeeezus, lady, Don't be such a creep, thought you would have given our deserved space" d**k says.

"I knew it was impossible to break out of abysmal affliction, even the arch angels can't, unless you were released by the one who sent you there."

"I am the D, the impossible, it's what I do best" d**k grins.

"You b***h" Mari cries aloud as she rushes towards the angel but as she hits the angel, she goes right through, it was just an hologram of the physical appearance of the angel.

"I see you ain't here, you couldn't stand the presence of being with this charming mortal" d**k grins at her.

"The one who's endowed with nanites, the one who manipulates essence at will and the Limgro trapper is too much even for me, I need aide if I am ever to win but I need to find out more, how did you escape, that's truly remarkable, no one has ever done that before" the hologram now has a creepy grin on it.

"Well, if I am to be totally honest, I ran out of jokes" d**k smiles.

"Jokes, is it some form of secret technique, tell me the details now" the angel demands.

"No, take a chill pill, crazy lady, don't be so uptight, life's not hard..."

"Life will be hard when I am done with you" the hologram frowns.

"Like my d**k right" d**k smiles.

"And it will also be short" the hologram ends with a maniacal smile.

"That took a turn for the worse" d**k frowns.

"So start talking, how did you escape from abysmal affliction" she asks.

"I was there for about eight hours by standard infinite multiverse time or as y'all would like it, lower realm, I kept making different jokes after my every death and damn, I got to say, some of those deaths were bloody phenomenal and spectacular, like who thought of it, the person is really good, I am thinking of going into movies, show some of those exceptional and totally insane deaths, whoooo" d**k grins.

"Darling" Sarah says looking at him

"Focus."

"So I made so many jokes and I was careful to make a different one each time but I just ran out and that shocked me beyond words, I can never run out of wisecracks or comebacks, it's been my trademark since I was f*****g five" d**k continues

"Angry and disappointed at myself, I just broke out of the affliction and I was back in the midst of my wife, she was really weeping, she really loves me so much, she thought I wasn't gonna make it and I was like, girl, I always come back but as I reached to smooch the smoking hot lips of my wife, I just went right through" d**k ends as he takes a dramatic pose like superheroes from movies of the nineteen eighties

"It was then I realized my true calling, I am intangible man."

Everyone looked at him, the frequency of disappointments on their faces are currently impossible for words to describe

"How did I ever fall for you?" The angel says with a disappointed look.

"Cause I am handsome, charming, dashing, good looking and probably the nigga with the biggest d**k in the multiverse, my d**k so big Mount Everest gets jealous" d**k ends with a haughty grin.

"I have had enough of this asininity, I shall be going now but in three days, I shall return and have my revenge, beware Dickson, your life will only get worse from now henceforth" The hologram finishes as it disappears.

"That's some way to threaten" d**k grins.

"Earlier on" Alma begins

"She mentioned that she wanted to bring someone that would enable her to be strong enough to defeat you all, who could that be."

"Probably her dad" Tommy laughs but no one laughs with him, they just looked at him with an even worse disappointed facial expression.

"Y'all, don't be like the angel, stop taking life too hard, you never get out alive, I mean other than me" d**k grins

"I am Intangible man, immortal and invincible, ageless and endless. God, I am good at this, why did I never go into the movies."

"This is no time for you to display your stupidity confidently" Alucard begins with a dismissive look at his direction

"Regarding the hyperverse we saved, there was something wrong with it's inhabitants."

"Whoa whoa, y'all went into a battle without me, I mean f*****g come on, the only action I got since I arrived back home was being that Angel's b***h as in literally, I mean see how she bitched me, she made me cry internally" d**k says holding his face as if he wanted to burst into a series of tears.

"You impermanent creature..." Alucard begins visibly annoyed.

"Awwwn, first time Alucard referred to me without using mortal but I am no longer just a creature, you know the name, it's intangible man" d**k ends with a grin.

"I do not have time to indulge your lunacy" Alucard says as he faces the rest

"When I ran towards the beam to save the first xenoverse, Daniel appeared by my side and he was able to create a portal to one of Emily's pocket dimensions but there was a problem, the battle kept causing the destruction of countless more xenoverses, Daniel activated the spell which gave him the speed of Tommy, we were doing just fine but more xenoverses kept being destroyed so much and fast that we were struggling to keep up but Anna, Emily and Amanda showed up, with the girls help, we were able to save every creature in the hyperverse, Emily even made it easier by making thousands of each of us, it appears she has a limit depending on the strength and power of the object she's trying to replicate as she couldn't create countless numbers of us but we were able to rescue them but there was a problem."

"You used our daughters for your dirty work, ooh you disgust me, you gross man" d**k begins with tears in his eyes

"I carried them for nine months" d**k says as he whispers to Sarah

"Which one is Anna again?"

"As I was saying before the cockroach interrupted" Alucard says giving d**k a dirty look

"All the creatures appeared stunned, I used my essence prowess, it appears that their soul and every other innard necessary for their survival still resides within but it was just stunned, misplaced and when we went to the planet to rescue Ron, the same state I found the people there was what I found the cyborgs of that planet, the only difference is these ones were activated."

"What do you think these all means?" Katharina asks.

"It's the woman, she's raising an army, she's really serious about destroying, she sure ain't kidding" Daniel says in d**k's direction.

"Ooh no, my ass buns aren't safe, reminds me of the fling with Irinova, dang, she knows how to move sexy hips in ways I never imagined was possible" d**k has a satisfied grin on his face.

"What are you talking about?" Sarah asks, visibly annoyed.

"I am saying we need to find a way to stop her" d**k says with a serious expression

"She singlehandedly took control of every creature in an hyperverse but compulsion, the ability has to have a limit."

"You are not going to find it" came Redoulp's voice, every one turns at Redoulp's direction, he looked scary as his eyes glowed red.

"Not you too" d**k frowns.

"It's not Redoulp, it is I, the woman who shall bring about the alpha human's ruin" Redoulp says in both his voice and the female voice together.

"Now that's some creepy exorcism s**t right there, didn't know those stuffs happened outside of television" d**k grins again.

A tornado of fire and a tornado of lightening appear at Redoulp's sides, pointing towards them, the tornado rushes towards them, everyone dives out of harms way except d**k as every time he couldn't.

"Ooh no, my intangible powers ain't doing the trick, I can't move" d**k cries out but the tornadoes just pass through him as they keep chasing the rest of his comrades.

"Ooh I forgot, I am intangible" d**k ends with a stupid grin.

Portals rip everywhere with giants and ogres filing out in orderly fashion.

Lefinna dashes towards a herd of giants running towards her direction, jumping as high as she could, she lands slicing the heads of about seven giants off at once, then she does a back flip in the air, expelling some silver energy, she burns several ogres to dust, then she lands with a bad ass pose.

"Showoff" d**k frowns at her, am ogre about seven feet approaches him with a big club, he swings towards d**k but his weapon just goes right through, the ogre stops scratching his head oblivious of what was happening.

"I am intangible man, bastard, nothing can get to me literally" d**k grins, a wave of green light shoots at the ogre's forehead causing him to fall flat, it was Sarah who did it, stepping back and muttering spells as fast as she could, green beams of energy escape her body each locking on to their target and blasting them to smithereens.

Daniel dashes towards a herd of giants approaching him, he had already activated the spell which gave him the strength of Alucard and speed of Tommy but he was inexperienced on one to one combat, as he just runs through the Giants literally making holes in their bodies and exiting through the back, as he ran through a herd of seven, they just dropped but Daniel was all wet and sticky with blood and several squished organs.

"Owww, gross."

Mari and Katharina leap forward ripping hearts from every ogre that approaches them, Shylock dashes towards their side assisting by slicing heads clean off as if he was slicing peanut butter on a bread, Tommy looked at the rest of them, he smiles to himself as he spots about twenty ogres heading his way, jumping as high as he could, he lands on the ground punching it with so much force that the legs of the creatures break causing them to drop to the ground.

"That's how it's done" Tommy grins.

Alucard takes a deep breath, then exhales out totally clearing out the two tornadoes approaching then alongside blowing out the remaining ogres and giants left on the battlefield, just as he clears everything, one thing was noticeable by all.

Redoulp was gone.