It was one of those weird Fourth of Julys, the kind that falls in the middle of the week so that you can’t plan a long weekend, but you still have the day off and you don’t want to waste it. So what do you do but break out the camping gear, load up the car, and beat a path into the great unknown. To paraphrase: you get the hell out of Dodge. Because, come on, a day off from work is still a day off from work, right?
We’ll go with right.
Though sometimes there’s a thin line between right and just a bit wrong. Especially when everyone else opts to not waste a day off and also decides that anyplace else is better than Dodge, and then simply winds up stuck on the freeway, enjoying their day off while listening to radio ads for Independence Day car sales, ironically mostly for Dodges.
In any
