The Turkey Wore Satin
A Thanksgiving Tale of Murder,Mystery,and Men in Women’s Clothing!
Chapter One
The first year Marty joined Kristin’s familyfor Thanksgiving dinner, he thought they were all a bunch oflunatics.
Not much had changed since that day fouryears ago, except that Marty was no longer Kristin’s puppy-loveboyfriend. After a big summer wedding, he was now officially herfaithful husband. And, as an official member of the Mayfair family,this year Marty would take part in one of the illustrious family’slong-standing traditions: The Amazing Annual Mayfair Family DragShow.
Kristin’s elegantly coifed grandmother Iris,who had buried no fewer than four husbands, explained the familydrag show with great fanfare the first time Marty dined at herimpressive mansion. It started in the
