“Look what you started,” Bernadette hissed. “Me?” Frances said. “You let her in.” “Because she would have frozen to death if I hadn’t. Literally frozen to death.” “I wish she had.” “Jesus, Bernie.” Bernadette shrugged. “What do you want me to say? That’s it’s totally excellent to find out my sister is a deviant and that her stupid little f**k of a friend burned our house down, and that’s super great because now it’s three days before Christmas and Santa is going to bring us a new house, all because my stupid dyke of a sister let a f*****g psycho into our house, yippee?” Frances drew in a sharp breath. “Holy s**t, Bern,” she whispered. “You just crossed a line, man . . .” “I’m sick as a dog and have nowhere to lie down. Do not lecture me about crossing lines when you’ve crossed them

