Book 3 Chapter 30 It’s all fun and games until someone gets beamed with an apple Tori All week, I thought about my life. Can a person have an existential crisis at seventeen? I’m sure I’m having one. Elias noticed and tried to cheer me up. It didn’t work because I moped all week. Stupid Bradley Wilson. What was I thinking? Saturday came, and my loving boyfriend thought I had moped long enough. Elias kidn*pped me, taking me to the car. Okay, I don’t consider a hot guy carrying me over his shoulder k********g. Plus, it gave me a chance to stare at his butt. Boy, he has a nice butt. "Stop staring at my ass." "But it’s so round and cute. Most guys don’t have a butt, but you do." "Most guys don’t have something else that I have." I clamped my lips shut. I also have a perverted boyfriend

