“ There, you see! Even your own son supports my statement that there never was such a person as Captain Eropegoff!” that the old fellow muttered confusedly: “ Kapiton Eropegoff—not Captain Eropegoff!—Kapiton—major retired—Eropegoff—Kapiton.” “ Kapiton didn’t exist either!” persisted Gania, maliciously. “ What? Didn’t exist?” cried the poor general, and a deep blush suffused his face. “ That’ll do, Gania!” cried Varia and Ptitsin. “ Shut up, Gania!” said Colia. But this intercession seemed to rekindle the general. “ What did you mean, sir, that he didn’t exist? Explain yourself,” he repeated, angrily. “ Because he didn’t exist—never could and never did—there! You’d better drop the subject, I warn you!” “ And this is my son—my own son—whom I—oh, gracious Heaven! Erop

