s***h!
Kendall slashed the parsnip’s cape, ripping it in half.
“Get the hell out of here, man,” Kendall said.
Then he poked Parson in the behind with his fork.
The parsnip screamed and jumped into the air.
“You'll pay for this!” he cried, running away.
Kendall picked up a nearby rocked and threw it. The rock struck Parson on the side of the head, knocking him down.
Parson growled, pulled himself up, and in the chaos of the battle, he covered his face and escaped from the castle grounds, without clothes and covered in soot. The last glimpse Kendall got was of his pale yellowish white skin disappearing among the trees.
“Serves that dude right,” Kendall said.
A duo of juice bottles wielding brass knuckles ran at Kendall.
Lady Duxelle stood next to him. Together, they protected the k
