Xana
I am going to f**k up anyone who decides to f**k up my day today. I'm heading to work early as hell cause Mr. asshole wanted me to why I have no f*****g clue I'm just following orders. If you're wondering who that is well that's my hot ass boss but I'll never admit that to him his big ass ego is already enough for me to handle every day as his P.A. I reach the 20th floor and it was very empty and quiet, I went up to his big office doors and knock loud as hell just to be annoying as hell. Hey in my defense he made me wake up so damn earlier this morning I mean s**t its 5:45 in the f*****g morning for God's sake who does that, Xavier. f*****g asshole and that were the name Mr. asshole comes from
Mr. asshole finally opened the door looking annoyed as hell, yes mission complete.
"f**k you knocking on my damn doors so f*****g loud for," Mr. asshole said in a very rude cranky tone,
"okay cranky pants no need to be rude" I being a smart ass said back, see all the other employees are f*****g scared shitless of Mr. Gonzalez but not I.
It's fun messing with him and his moods, everyone is surprised that I haven't gotten fired and to be honest me too because sometimes the s**t that is coming out of my mouth be scaring the s**t out of me, one of these days it's going be wraps for me though.
" Haven't I told you not to call me that Xana" Mr. asshole responded as walks back to his desk I soon entered after and sat in front of his desk
" hmm but when have I ever listen," I said smirking he just rolled his eyes
" do you think you can cancel the meetings for today because we have somewhere to go that's why I had you come in early today," he said looking at the laptop in front of him,
" Ooouuu" I squeal " you mean we get to go on a field trip today," I said looking at him very excited like a child that I was
" were going to my parent's house," he says so casually I look at him confused as hell
" Why the f**k am I going to your parent's house," I said still confused as hell he must be losing his brain cells,
" see my parents invited me over for family barbecue and they have been on my ass about how I work too much and how I need a girl and since I said yes to the barbecue I just don't want to hear them talking about how I don't have a girl" he respond looking at me and then smiled as I glared at him I knew that he was indicating me to be his girl or whatever
" Okay I will but you own me on my next paycheck" I winked at him and got up he just nodded and said "meet me at 9:30 back here so we could go" I just hummed
By the time it was 9:30 I went up to his door and of course knock loud as hell, I just love getting on his nerve so much
" would you stop f*****g Knocking so damn loud on my door now let's go," he said and I just laughed, " alright cranky pants".
so you just not going to acknowledge how fine Mr. asshole looks right now my subconscious said out of nowhere.
This bitchhhh shut the f**k up w***e.
I mean you know my ass ain't lying like look at this nigga s**t he can take me right here right now
I mean I'm going to deny it because the things that nigga does things to my body just by looking at me, girl and I get to be his girl for the day s**t, I better take advantage of this.
Sit on his lap, rub up and down on his tights and s**t, tease the f**k out of him even though he is your boss
You freaky ass bitch
We got in his Ferrari and started driving, as we got on the highway I grabbed his aux cable and started playing "Envy me by 147calboy". We started jamming the f**k out, people usually don't see this side of him but I have been working with him for 5 years most people see the cold heart, mean boss.
Before we knew it we arrived at our destination I'm not nervous to see his parents I have meant them before and they're nice and down to earth. We made our way to the doors I was about to knock mad loud that s**t becoming a habit but I stopped myself, Xavier softly knock on the door as the door opened it revealed someone Xavier and I thought would never see again in our lives
Hell no we finna beat someone ass again today, she's going to learn today. My subconscious said
You damn right she is......
so this is the first chapter of this book and I've spent about5 hours writing and editing this book figuring out and having writer's block. love that for me. My arms hurt and who do y'all think is the person at the door I'm excited about the next chapter and this chapter isn't my best but leave a comment, leave some ideas please it means a lot when y'all leave ideas and funny comments.
If you don't like this chapter then you could go, nobody needs your negativity.