11. Red Delicious
This guy goes into a stationery and print shop. He asks for a quotation of available printers.
“What do you want the printer for?” the sales lady asks. “We have Wi-Fi printers. We also have HP 1102 printers. These are very resilient, sturdy and robust.”
“I saw a Land Rover Discovery Sport HSE vehicle which has a drive shift written PRINT.”
“Print?”
Ooops, the vehicle is written P-arking, R-everse, N-eutral, D-rive, S-ports mode.
There was a huge intestine of Gath called Goliath.
Meanwhile, in breaking news, the police have arrested two men for impersonating thieves. The member-in-charge warned the public saying they should honour other people's professions. The two will appear in court soon charged with trying to pass themselves for African politicia
