Dear Journal, I’m starting to question whether or not humans should be allowed in space. Not that it wouldn’t be fun, but I don’t know if they’re ready for us. I can’t change what happens though, so I should probably stop worrying about it. Is that the responsible thing to do? No, but since when have I done the responsible thing? Maybe I should just get on with the story. No I think we should talk a little longer . . . . C’mon journal, let me go I have a story to tell. But you don’t talk to me anymore! You’ve seemed so distant lately. Have you been cheating on me? No, there’s no one else, I swear. It’s only you, and you’re all there ever will be. But can I please get to my story? Okay, fine, tell your damn story. . . you’re sure there’s not a special calendator or pocket book ou

