Day Thirty-Two Dear Diary, What a revelation today! A total epiphany, I tell you! Here’s what I figured out. I don’t need to prank Spaghetti Man for entertainment. I have my super secret way of summoning Dare! It’s so obvious, I can’t believe I never thought of it before. Maybe I did need some extra sleep, because it’s not like me to forget anything Dare-related. I make my palm flash white. Sure enough, Ghost Dare soon materializes in my room. He looks all tough and grumpy in his armor. The second he spies me, Ghost Dare beams. And his grin has two dimples, which is a big deal. Overwhelming happiness… I do have that affect on some people. Others decide to assassinate or imprison me, though. Life is confusing that way. Ghost Dare keeps working his dimples. “You’re free.” “Sort of. I

