The End - Maybe
Dear Diary,
I tried enjoy life as a floaty blue bubble girl, but it’s just not me.
Perhaps I have a death wish.
I prefer to think of myself as too badass to contain.
Whatever the reason, hanging around while watching my snot float away is not how I plan to spend my future. Next time I lean into the ley magic, I’m not letting go. I’ll hold onto the power until I pass out or die.
Therefore, this may be my last diary entry. If so, I want Poppa, Muti, Bilge and Oinky to know I love them.
And Dare: if you really do marry Lotti the Snotty Potty, I will haunt you blind. Plus, I’ll make sure Lotti gets crushed under a bridge or something.
- Calla
