Day Forty-Six and a Half
Dear Diary,
So that’s how the play looks. Pretty fancy, eh? While the design is sweet, the actual play itself is not as awesome. Here’s some dialogue.
“Oh, I am the loveliest lady in Glover’s Hollow,” says the soon-to-be Headless Horsewoman. “How I adore riding my horse.”
Technically, it’s a unicorn. Whatever.
The actress holds a pair of coconut shells, which she now uses to make clip-clop noises as she circles the stage. My mouth falls open in surprise.
The things humans do. Oy.
Pausing, the actress squints to gaze upon something in the distance. “Oh, my. Who can that be wandering under yon grove?”
A guy steps on stage. He wears a green suit, which is not a very elfy fashion choice. However, he has super-pointy ears, which leaves no question about his iden
