Entertaining in the Exhibition Hall
“It’s important for all to remember, there is no damage in the procedure... other than to male pride and fortitude. And it’s exquisitely painful...”
Adequate wine consumed, spotlights in the center of the Exhibition Hall brighten to bring the attention of all to the Somali pirate. Abducted months before, Level One training complete, Dr. El has awaited an appropriate gathering for the ceremony.
The pirate is to be circumcised.
Naked and restrained, the pirate finds himself in a gynecological chair, stirrups widely parted and holding well apart a pair of calves and feet darkened by many hours of exposure to Dr. El’s demanded artificial sun. Neck collar and shoulder bar hold the hands and arms above and in back of the head. The humbler has been removed
