"They seriously say that to you?" I gape at Tony while Christian cracks up between bites of his waffles and ice cream sandwich. Tony smiles and nods as he wipes up the counters. "Yes, but 'Avere le mani di pasta Frolla’ is a compliment I swear!" "How is being called 'the guy with pastry hands' a compliment?" I argue. "Italy is so weird." Tony shakes his head. "Imagine how you Americans look to everyone else." I let my face muscles relax into a frown. "Touché." "Do you know what time you'll be done with your appointment?" Christian asks downing his breakfast with a swig of orange juice. I shake my head with a sigh. "No. I wanted some help, but Chey is really the only female friend I have and I bet she's busy." My wedding dress appointment is in less than an hour and I have n

