“Hey, everyone,” I say to my camera, that asshole inanimate object skewing my white balance every two damn seconds. I wave a little awkwardly, starting to film my fifth vlogmas video, one of the twenty-five videos I’ll be posting on my channel for the month of December. I’m currently pre-filming as much as I can, all the way out here in October, getting ready for today’s video because that’s who I am as a person—I need to prepare for s**t months in advance (preferably). There’s a lot of awkwardness in filming a video for my YouTube channel, at least that’s how I do it. There’s just something about constantly checking the way I look in the viewfinder, making sure I’m staying in focus, because my camera’s temperamental to the point that I’ve called him Plain Joe, an inanimate representati

