11 BRAD It’s a nuisance having two phones, but it’s the only way I can keep my father’s interference in my life under control. When I go to his office, one of the accessories always takes my phone. In my mind’s eye, I can see him sitting in a little dark room surrounded by monitors, looking through my mobile to see who I’ve been communicating with. Said phone, often finding itself thrown into the glove box or onto the passenger seat, started dancing around on the seat next to me. I don’t connect it to the Bluetooth in the car. Hearing my father’s acerbic voice in stereo is not ideal. I am, however, a responsible driver, so I pulled into a parking space on the side of the road and turned off the ignition. Theoretically, if you are behind the wheel with the motor running and on the phone,

