Chapter 1: Naughty Christopher: Dignity over grades
She kneels down on me, and then she started sucking mine. She licks every inch of me –slowly delivering me to heaven. She's praising me like a god she's serving.
"Oh. Yeah, that's it. Keep doing that. I am n-near," I said.
Mine is about to erupt. Any seconds now my kind of lava would splash. Just one more deep suck and I'm about to explode~
"Christoper?!" and that ends my wet dream!
Hindi ako sumagot at pinikit ko na lamang ang mga mata ko, nagbabakasakaling maipagpatuloy ko ang naudlot kong panaginip.
"Christopher, wake up! You have a class by 9:30!" said mom with an accompaniment of a continuous knocking on my wooden door.
I groaned out of annoyance.
Could someone give me a peace of mind just for a while? I am so damn tired due to yesterday's gala night.
"Christopher wake up! It's already time!" she said again.
Idinilat ko ang mata ko and I look at my alarm clock and I then saw that it's just 6 in the morning. Napamura na lamang ako sa aking isipan.
Like what the f**k! It's so f*****g early and I can't wake myself up either.
"5 Minutes mom!" sabi ko na lamang.
Mom is always like this. Kahit pa man nasa college na ako ay baby parin ang tingin niya sa akin, since I am the youngest among the three of us —Spike, Sabrina and me.
Hindi ko na lamang pinansin si mom and I tried to bring myself back to sleep. Not because of that wet dream but because I just really want to sleep.
"Sabrina! Could you please come here?! Wake him up!" Dinig kong sabi ni mommy.
Here we go again, the usual set up. If she fails to get me out from my bed, my evil sister will come to the rescue. Damn it! These women are pestering me, though I love them both.
"I'll be there in a minute mom. I'll just continue brushing my hair!" I heard my sisters reply. Talagang maririnig ko, pasigaw ang ginawa eh.
I heave a deep sigh at bumangon na lamang at sakto naman ito sa pagbukas ng pintuan ng kwarto ko.
"Oh~ the young man is widely awake," she smirk at me. I only gave my sister a bored look.
Naglakad siya palapit sa kama ko but her eyes were fix into something. Hmm...What is she looking for?
"Is that a condom?" she curiously asks. Nilapitan niya pa ito and there, she saw six individual packs of condoms. Parang gusto kong lamunin na ng lupa dahil sa nangyari.
"Put my things down, Sab or else," I warned her pero tinaasan niya lamang ako ng kilay.
"Is this what you call things?!" she asks in a high pitch.
"Yes, and it's none of your business. Now give it back to me!" I commanded her.
I have no time to entertain shits coming from my sister. Pagod ako and discontented due to moms interruption of my wet dream!
"Anong gagawin mo ron?" she asked.
"For protection, alangan namang kainin ko 'di ba?" I sarcastically told her.
I don't actually use those condoms –which are for display purpose only. It's my lucky charm, kumbaga. It's a male thing that a female couldn't understand.
"You know what-" I cutted her off.
"Leave my room; I don't have time to entertain your bitchiness. Shu!" pagtataboy ko sa kaniya but the weather seems had change right now and I can feel a dark aura inside my room.
"Did you just say that I am a b***h?" she asked. Napabuntong hininga na lamang ako at nilapitan siya to grab the condoms from her.
"I didn't but I am really tired for your bitchiness, Sab- oh f**k!"
Napaluhod akong bigla at napapikit sa sakit. My balls are now broken!
"f**k YOU SABRINA! Just f**k you!" Pakiramdam ko umakyat lahat ng dugo ko sa mukha ko sa sobrang kapulahan dahil sa sakit na nadarama. After she kicked my precious thing she left me in my room while I'm lying in my bed and slowly recovering for what she did.
Mabilis ang naging takbo ng oras in point na hindi mo na ito namamalayan pa.
I am now in our beloved campus, walking –with my friend Patrick –like a model on the corridor.
"Hi!" bati sa akin ng babaeng nadaanan ko lang. I flash her with a sweet smile and wink at her but my pa-pogi points was interrupted when a palm flies and directly landed on my left cheek. Napasinghap ako't si Patrick sa nangyari at maging ang babaeng binati ako at bahagyang nagulat.
Magagalit na sana ako pero nang makita ko ang may gawa ay pinilit kong pakalmahin ang sarili.
"What was that for, Krish?" I shockingly asked. Ang sakit sa pisngi ng sampal na iyon ha?
Hinawakan ko pa ang pisngi ko at hinaplos-haplos. Pakiramdam ko bumakat ang palad niya!
"How could you just f**k my friend and leave her after all what you did?! Didn't you know that you're her first?!" She angrily asked.
Woah! The dragon is mad! But, wait, what? f**k and leave? What the hell is she talking about?
"Who's friend?" Tanong ko and then she attempt to slap me again pero nahawakan ko ang kamay niya but she slap me using her other hand.
Ugh! Come on!
"The girl you've just met in the bar! The girl you offer to drive her home! Angela! She's my freaking friend! So how could you slept with her?!" Nanggagalaiti niyang sabi. I heaved a sigh.
So the woman I am with last night was her friend, Angela.
"Nothing happens between the two of us," pa-chill kong sabi buy she shook her head.
"And you think I'd believe you? Come on Topher! We've been friends for a long time! Even though we're not in the same age but I know what exactly you do, you always f**k and leave" she said. Umismid ako sa sinabi niya.
If she only knew that I am a big VIRGIN!
"Friendship over! I've already warned you not to touch any of my friends but you still did, so goodbye stranger!" Sabi niya sabay lakad paalis.
Napabuntong hininga na lamang ako't napailing.
Mga babae nga naman oh, ang hirap spellingin!
"Love you my princess" I teasingly say.
She looks back and show me a death glare.
"f**k you, stranger!" sabi niya sabay alis ng tuluyan.
Really? I'm a stranger now? She got to be kidding me.
"Is she damn serious?" I asked Patrick. He just shrugged his shoulder and started to walk cooly.
After I got scolded by Krishtel ay pumunta na kaagad ako sa classroom ko. I really hate it when girls created a story of how we make love. Like what the effing f**k? I don't even let my finger touch their labia tapos sasabihin nilang may nangyari saamin?
I just don't really get Angela for saying how dare I am for just leaving her after we made love. Damn her! We only kissed and she willingly let me touched her legs and squeezed her boobs! Di ko naman siya ginalaw ah?! Dahil sa gawa gawa niyang kwento ay nag-away kami ni Krishtel.
Krishtel is a good friend of mine. She's Raven's sister and she's precious to us. Baka atakihin pa 'yon sa puso dahil saakin.
"Is it really friendship over?" I asked Patrick. He just shrugged his shoulder like he's not sure for his answer.
Bumuntong hininga na lamang ako't kinuha ang notebook ko at nagkunwaring may isinusulat –para kunwari'y nakikinig ako.
My subject for this morning is History –the most boring subject I had this semester. Unfortunately, I have to deal with it since it is a required to follow the prospectus.
What pushes me not to drop this one is my teacher. I have no interest in History, but if you'll talk about my teacher, well hindi naman sa nagmamayabang but my history teacher is so freaking hot! From boobs to butt! Viola perfect body!
Wala halos nakikinig sa kaniya, ang iba ay sa ibang tanawin nakatingin at kasali na ako roon.
Later part, she asked us to get our phone so that we could read the PDF she sent to us last night but instead of reading the PDF I login on my f*******: and update my status saying that; "Teacher you're freaking hot and I feel so horny."
After a minute I saw some comments from my fucker friends. Hindi rin nakikinig ang mga ito eh, puro kamanyakan lang din ang nasa isipan. Birds with same feathers do really flocks together.
Patrick Jersen: Saw her boobs? You think its floppy?
Tristan Anderson: You're right she's so freaking hot...
Blake Nathaniel Hilton: hahahaah fucker!
Raven Ventura: What a fucker! Can't take it? Withdraw it!
I reply on his comment "f**k you madafucker!"
He immediately replies.
Raven Ventura: what? You want to f**k me? Are you gay bra?
Christopher Reighman: f**k your ass! Common sense bra!
I saw one notification and my eyes get widened when I saw the sss name of the person who just commented on my status.
Megan Morga: You have two options it's either you drop the subject or fail the subject!
What the f**k!
Nag-angat ako ng tingin and then I look at Ms. Morga.
How come that she knows I am doing a f*******: thingy?!
"You choose Mr. Reighman!" My history teacher raises her eyebrow to me.
Oh no! I'm dead!
I didn't respond on what she said at sa tingin ko ay nagpalala pa sa inis na nadarama niya para sa akin.
"Leave! And don't expect that you can pass this subject!" She growled at me. Well I don't have a choice anymore but to go out, but before I finally leave the classroom, I look at her.
"Maam, doing some f*******: thingy during classes' hours is prohibited," I told her. I even heard my classmates laugh about it.
I went to my other class which is physics and I am too early for my class so I have to wait for my proctor and classmates.
Lumipas ang oras, and my class had started. Hindi ko alam kung bakit pero panay ang tingin ng guro ko sa akin. May dumi ba ako sa mukha o sadyang nadidistract lamang siya sa kagwapuhan ko?
My teacher is already old –an early senior citizen to be exact.
"Class, dismiss," she said when she already done with her lecture.
I don't know if lecture ba talaga ang tawag sa ginawa niya, matapos niya akong pagsawaan sa titig ay ang white board na ang hinarap niya habang panay ang discuss sa mga formula. Nagsusulat siya pero halos kasunod niya ang eraser.
Nagsitayuan na ang mga kaklase ko at halos lahat inaantok ang itsura pero ang itsura ng guro ko –alive na alive!
She's now staring at me, again. Hmm.. I can now smell something's fishy here! It seems that the old lady likes me.
I slowly keep my things and I'm ready to go for my next subject when she starts a conversion.
"Mr. Reighman, come over here," she said habang may tinitingnan sa record book niya.
So, lumapit ako at nakiusyuso na lang din.
"You failed the prelims and you also fail the midterms"
I don't know why we're talking about my standing. So what? Edi, see you next sem!
"What do you mean by that?" I said, just for clarifications.
"You have a small chance to passed my subject," sabi niya.
"What should I do then?"
She smirked at me and stares me seductively. Napangiwi naman ako.
Kakaiba ito! Kinikilabutan ako.
"8 pm, Riala building, 3rd floor, room 3A1." Napaawang na lamang ang mga labi ko dahil sa nasabi niya. Alam kong maganda akong lalake pero nakakagulat parin ang sinabi ng Guro ko.
I get what she wants. She wants me to have some fun with her later.
I smirked at her at hinawakan ko ang balikat niya nang marahan, "Sorry ma'am but I don't f**k old ladies," then I leave the classroom immediately.
TO BE CONTINUED...