Cyrus makes everyone get up at 10 for breakfast. We drink a lot of water. Don't really eat anything. Then have some pain killers and go back to bed.
He makes us get up at 3 again for lunch. We seem to be alive now.
"Did anybody do anything they regret?"
Drogon sits back. "She was rubbing her boobs on me."
I roll my eyes. "I got licked."
Chris cracks up laughing. "She sucked a lot of dick."
"WHAT?" Drogon slams his hand on the table.
I dive on Mike. "NOT REAL ONES."
Mike is trying to relax. He is furious too. "What do you mean?"
"The straws were d***s. I didn't put any real ones in my mouth."
Drogon rolls his eyes. "Don't do that to us, Chris."
"Sorry, I was bored. She also ate a sloppy hoe and Lila prefers small d***s. She announced that to everyone."
"TEENIE WEENIES ARE THE LI
