Underground Fan Club
How did I end up crammed all cramped into this cylindrical pit, with nothing but scurrying vermin and that miserable drizzling for company? Trying to endure the clock-less darkness until I’m finally taken out for torture again, I relate repentant memoires to the mice. Addressing as well an illusory audience of foolishly smitten stalkers, I offer the tale of my cautionary example.
I too was obsessed with a celebrity, or at least a semi-celebrity. Her name is Heather Hunter. She’s a model, retired now. And even given my admittedly persistent obsession, I believe that all that ever kept her from worldwide notoriety is her size and rather outré tastes.
Known as a full-figured or plus-size model after the manner popularized by Sports Illustrated’s Ashley Graham, Heather
