Life No More
Since I didn’t want to be around for Memorial Day, Lisa and Udi offered me a trip to London.
“Lisa is pregnant, and I’d rather she stay home instead of going to her medical conference,” Udi said. “It’s a luxury hotel in the center of London, all paid, so why don’t you go? You don’t have to take any classes, lessons, or lectures; go and have fun. Take a few tours in London—there’s plenty to see—and we won’t feel bad losing all this money. It’s only five days. Pretend to be Lisa Levin and have fun. You have nothing to lose.”
“They say the keynote speaker is brilliant and funny. You should check him out,” Lisa advised me.
I liked the idea of five fun days in London, all paid.
“Sure, I will go.”
Udi took me to the airport. Before I left the car, he said, “I know you are not
